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Goofy Ways to Die

I don't always watch for deaths, once I get a stable population, but super wide comments in the event log catch my eye, and a couple of them so far have been hilarious. Shot attached here is for Alonzalo who was killed at work as a glassmaker. Then last night there was a message about someone who somehow got boxed up in a crate (HOW does that even happen?) but I did not get to him in time to take another screenshot, sorry. Anyone have other shots/stories of goofy ways banished folk die?

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that is different. i did have a teacher go crazy and get kicked out of town once. i've seen stabbings a few times.

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Yeah... a blacksmith can choke to death on the black smoke in the forge...

 

sailors can be keelhauled for mutiny...

 

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Yesterday I was shocked, 3 new ways for me came up ...

1 Farmer died: undescriptively

1 Fisherman died: drowning (never saw that before)
And I can't remember the 3rd, lol, it was just odd!!  

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[name]was boiled to death in the boiling pan

[name]fell into an oil press and got mashed

:face54:

[name]burnt to a crisp (note to the one that wrote this: shouldn't this be "burned"?)

 

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Sabouma: Only from an Americo-centric point of view. Outside the US, "burnt" in correct and acceptable usage. See here for more details.

Regards, Seona the Grammar Geek :D

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Not so much death ...  just weird, haha.

 

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Well, not goofy... but one of my favorites -

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that is strange. what happened to their kids?

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another one I just saw in a Youtube vid from Nightghost49: [name] fell on the cleaver.

o.O

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Another new one on me, suicide! Kind of took me by surprise...

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So sad. Wonder if he had been skimming products off some of the orders and got caught. (Somehow, it just seemed wrong to click on the "like" button.)

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[name] was murdered! 

yikes... 

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On 2/1/2017 at 8:49 PM, QueryEverything said:

Not so much death ...  just weird, haha.

 

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i've seen this a couple times, and i've always kind of enjoyed the idea of my little game folks getting 'banished from Banished.'  the irony of a town founded by banished folks banishing in turn...

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new one: Ward the Joiner fell on his hammer and saw.

ouch!

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